Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...