The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...