Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...