The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.