Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...