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Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
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I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
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The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
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The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...