Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...