Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....