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One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
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There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
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A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Heaven playing sports
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Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
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A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...