Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...