No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...