Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...