The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...