Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
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Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...