The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...