Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...