The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...