What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...