The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...