Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!