10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...