Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...