Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...