Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...