Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...