Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...