Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...