Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...