What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...