“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...