Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...