Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...