This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...