The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...