You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...