The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...