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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Hair spray
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Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
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Bring Flowers
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Almost Perfect Life
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