Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.