Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...