You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!