Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...