Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...