Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...