Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...