You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...