Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.