Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...