A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...