Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...