Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...