New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...